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Your Messiah Is the Antichrist Long Sleeve Tee

Your Messiah Is the Antichrist Long Sleeve Tee

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Regular price $21.15 USD
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Neofascist cults cloaked with a bigoted interpretation of the bible focused on telling people who to hate and armed with tax exempt status unfortunately go back to the "manifest destiny" roots of America. Maybe it was only a matter of time before someone harnessed this engine of hate posing at morality to its logical endpoint of ethnofascism, but here we are. I think it's time to stop calling whatever archetype is driving you Jesus though. That guy was an immigrant who unconditionally loved people and you need your own guy now. Call your homoerotically shredded white guy with magic powers, like, Thundergun or something.

-The tear-away label means a scratch-free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever.
-Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested.

Materials & Fit

100% US cotton, ethically grown and harvested. Classic fit with crew neckline. Tear-away label for scratch-free comfort.

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