Your Favorite Billionaire Hates You Tee

Seriously, whatever billioniare you're out there fanboying for does not care about you. Name a single thing that they have done which has made your life better. Things that make the lives of other people that you don't like for whatever reason worse don't count. Selling you a thing you like that makes them money doesn't count. With more money than they can ever spend in a hundred lifetimes, how have they decided to use that to do something that has helped you? They aren't going to give us things like healthcare, education, and air and water that don't give us cancer unless we make them. That's why we created a democracy in the first place.

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- Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested.

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