Your Cult Is Lame Long Sleeve Tee

Your red hat cult seems super lame to be in. There's no drugs or orgies or any of the fun stuff that usually draws people into other cults. You were brought in because you're scared of gay people, black people, and people who speak Spanish. That's, like, the dumbest reason to join a cult I can think of and you've given up your personal power and rights for what, getting to watch the misery of people you never bothered to try to understand. Is this fun for you? Do you proudly put on your billionaire simp hat, shoes, and cologne and wave your silly flag and feel, like, happy about the misery you're causing people?

- Made using 100% - The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi-formal.

- The tear-away label means a scratch-free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever.

-US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested.