Name: Your Cult Is Lame Hoodie
Brand: Printify
SKU: 47132271429169831388
Price: 34.07 USD
Availability: InStock

Your red hat cult seems super lame to be in. There's no drugs or orgies or any of the fun stuff that usually draws people into other cults. You were brought in because you're scared of gay people, black people, and people who speak Spanish. That's, like, the dumbest reason to join a cult I can think of and you've given up your personal power and rights for what, getting to watch the misery of people you never bothered to try to understand. Is this fun for you? Do you proudly put on your billionaire simp hat, shoes, and cologne and wave your silly flag and feel, like, happy about the misery you're causing people?

- The classic fit along with the pouch pocket and the tear-away label make for a highly comfortable, scratch-free wearing experience.

- The color-matched drawcord and the double-lined hood add a stylish flair and durability that tie everything together.

- Made using 100% ethically grown US cotton.

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, in	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00	28.00	30.00	32.00
Length, in	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00	34.00	35.00

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, in	28.08	22.05	24.02	25.98	27.99	29.92	31.89	33.86
Length, in	27.17	27.95	29.13	29.92	31.10	31.89	33.07	33.86
Sleeve length from center back, in	33.50	34.50	35.50	36.50	37.50	38.50	39.50	40.50
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Width, in	20.00	22.01	24.00	26.00	28.00	30.00
Length, in	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in	33.50	34.50	35.50	36.50	37.50	38.50
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

	S	M	L	XL	2XL
Width, in	17.99	20.00	22.01	23.98	25.98
Length, in	27.99	28.98	30.00	30.98	32.01
Sleeve length, in	25.00	25.51	25.98	26.50	27.01

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