Statement Piece Long Sleeve Tee

If you wear this, people will assume you're a deep thinker with a well developed stance on something and a clever way to get it across. No problem if you aren't all or any of those things. Just answer questions about it with "I don't think you'd get it" or "I'm tired of having to explain it." Now people will think you're a douche too.

-The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi-formal.
-The tear-away label means a scratch-free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever.
-Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested.