Soft Secession Long Sleeve Tee

So what are we getting for that $78 billion a year we're sending the federal government, militarization of our own streets and payment into the failed conservative policies of other states? All the conservatives keep crowing about states' rights, so maybe it's time to let them deal with their own fallout from their idiocy.

If a soft secession takes place, I genuinely do feel bad for the smart folks in red states who never voted for failed conservative policies and have done their best to fight against them. I'm truly sorry to them, but we've gotta do what we've gotta do at some point. It You're always welcome to come out here though. You guys seem cool and the weather's nice!

-The tear-away label means a scratch-free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever.
-Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested.