Name: Soft Secession Hoodie
Brand: Printify
SKU: 25984128517230389968
Price: 34.07 USD
Availability: InStock

So what are we getting for that $78 billion a year we're sending the federal government, militarization of our own streets and payment into the failed conservative policies of other states? All the conservatives keep crowing about states' rights, so maybe it's time to let them deal with their own fallout from their idiocy.

If a soft secession takes place, I genuinely do feel bad for the smart folks in red states who never voted for failed conservative policies and have done their best to fight against them. I'm truly sorry to them, but we've gotta do what we've gotta do at some point. It You're always welcome to come out here though. You guys seem cool and the weather's nice!

- The classic fit along with the pouch pocket and the tear-away label make for a highly comfortable, scratch-free wearing experience.

- The color-matched drawcord and the double-lined hood add a stylish flair and durability that tie everything together.

- Made using 100% ethically grown US cotton.

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, in	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00	28.00	30.00	32.00
Length, in	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00	34.00	35.00

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, in	28.08	22.05	24.02	25.98	27.99	29.92	31.89	33.86
Length, in	27.17	27.95	29.13	29.92	31.10	31.89	33.07	33.86
Sleeve length from center back, in	33.50	34.50	35.50	36.50	37.50	38.50	39.50	40.50
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Width, in	20.00	22.01	24.00	26.00	28.00	30.00
Length, in	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in	33.50	34.50	35.50	36.50	37.50	38.50
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

	S	M	L	XL	2XL
Width, in	17.99	20.00	22.01	23.98	25.98
Length, in	27.99	28.98	30.00	30.98	32.01
Sleeve length, in	25.00	25.51	25.98	26.50	27.01

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