This was a submission to our best idea contest and it made us laugh. Also, in our research to come up with fictitious names to use as examples, we realized that most of them are already out there. Cheers to the triumphant spirit of human creativity and the more dirty minded of the muses to so exhaustively find ways to mix the naughty bits and the tasty bites.
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