Santa Amanita Women's V-Neck Tee

So, yeah, Santa is supposed to represent an amanita mushroom (the red and white Mario mushrooms). Amanitas will deliver a solid and interesting trip (my friend swears he time-traveled backward one time), but they're poisonous to eat directly, hence the stories in the nordic countries of drinking reindeer piss (after they digest the toxins) and the flying reindeer. They can also be prepared without drinking reindeer piss but please do your research. In any case, during the cold nordic winter months when traveling outward is a limited option, traveling inward became an important spiritual part of some communities. People would go from house to house (traveling down the chimneys of some snowed in homes) dressed as the amanita mushroom in red and white delivering deliverance. So, no disrespect meant to the historically spiritual aspect of this, drugs are always a good Chirstmas gift.

Product features
- Ribbed knit collar retains shape and adds elasticity.
- Shoulder tape stabilizes seams for lasting wear.
- Double needle stitching ensures durability and longevity.
- Crafted from 100% cotton for a smooth and strong fabric.
- Semi-fitted design for a flattering silhouette.

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean