Name: Santa Amanita Tee
Brand: Printify
SKU: 28645515291394651469
Price: 15.46 USD
Availability: InStock

So, yeah, Santa is supposed to represent an amanita mushroom (the red and white Mario mushrooms). Amanitas will deliver a solid and interesting trip (my friend swears he time-traveled backward one time), but they're poisonous to eat directly, hence the stories in the nordic countries of drinking reindeer piss (after they digest the toxins) and the flying reindeer. They can also be prepared without drinking reindeer piss but please do your research. In any case, during the cold nordic winter months when traveling outward is a limited option, traveling inward became an important spiritual part of some communities. People would go from house to house (traveling down the chimneys of some snowed in homes) dressed as the amanita mushroom in red and white delivering deliverance. So, no disrespect meant to the historically spiritual aspect of this, drugs are always a good Chirstmas gift.

-The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi-formal.
-The tear-away label means a scratch-free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever.
-Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested.

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	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, in	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00	28.00	30.00	32.00
Length, in	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00	34.00	35.00

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, in	28.08	22.05	24.02	25.98	27.99	29.92	31.89	33.86
Length, in	27.17	27.95	29.13	29.92	31.10	31.89	33.07	33.86
Sleeve length from center back, in	33.50	34.50	35.50	36.50	37.50	38.50	39.50	40.50
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Width, in	20.00	22.01	24.00	26.00	28.00	30.00
Length, in	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in	33.50	34.50	35.50	36.50	37.50	38.50
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Width, in	17.25	19.25	21.25	23.25	25.25	27.25
Length, in	25.50	26.00	27.00	28.00	28.50	29.00

	S	M	L	XL	2XL
Width, in	17.99	20.00	22.01	23.98	25.98
Length, in	27.99	28.98	30.00	30.98	32.01
Sleeve length, in	25.00	25.51	25.98	26.50	27.01

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