Republicans Simp for Billionaires Hoodie

I used to be in an ayahuasca circle with this adult film actress whose bread and butter was financial domination roleplay through parasocial relationships developed on the internet. I'm not trying to kink shame and it was all between consenting adults, but I always felt a little bad for the poor guys who probably would have been better off spending their money on therapy. These 80-year-old billionaires seem to basically be doing the same thing with conservatives, but taking it way, way further, getting them to give up their money, their rights, their dignity, and their humanity with cultish fervor. It would be fine if the conservatives just wanted to directly donate their own money to the billionaire yacht fund or whatever, but, since we have to share a democracy with them, they are forcing us all into giving up our rights and our money in order to fulfil their Confederate shame kink or whatever it is.

- The classic fit along with the pouch pocket and the tear-away label make for a highly comfortable, scratch-free wearing experience.

- The color-matched drawcord and the double-lined hood add a stylish flair and durability that tie everything together.

- Made using 100% ethically grown US cotton.