Racists Love Carpetbaggers Hoodie

So, if I understand this correctly, after the Civil War, the South was pretty firmly against Northern opportunists coming down to funnel wealth and resources away from the region. Turns out a lot of folks (definitely not all people in the South, but far too many) don't really care about that as long as the yankee carpetbagger is picking their pockets in the name of racism. It's always been painfully obvious to the rest of us that your Confederate worship was nothing more than misplaced hatred of historically disenfranshised folks who are a bit different than you and we've watched you get duped time and time again while you vote to get all of our pockets picked, but it's been pretty sickening to see just how far you'll willfully give up your own quality of life as you hopefully cheer for children to be eaten by alligators at the behest of government-sponsored death squads.

- The classic fit along with the pouch pocket and the tear-away label make for a highly comfortable, scratch-free wearing experience.

- The color-matched drawcord and the double-lined hood add a stylish flair and durability that tie everything together.

- Made using 100% ethically grown US cotton.