Pun Long Sleeve Tee

Do you like puns but have a dry comedic delivery, so they never land and you need to go back and explain that you just made a slick ass pun in everyday conversation because you are an underappreciated genius of the English language, but now your friends all think that you're an arrogant douche for calling yourself a genius and you aren't invited to Geoffrey's housewarming party anymore even though you already bought him a gift. Also, now the irony that everyone things you're an arrogant prick even though Geoffrey is the one who insists on spelling his name that way is killing you, plus you can't return that neon sign that says "Fart Zone" that you bought for his man cave on eBay. Just wear a shirt so that people know you like to make puns and make everyone's life easier. 

-The tear-away label means a scratch-free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever.
-Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested.