Pun Long Sleeve Tee
Pun Long Sleeve Tee
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Do you like puns but have a dry comedic delivery, so they never land and you need to go back and explain that you just made a slick ass pun in everyday conversation because you are an underappreciated genius of the English language, but now your friends all think that you're an arrogant douche for calling yourself a genius and you aren't invited to Geoffrey's housewarming party anymore even though you already bought him a gift. Also, now the irony that everyone things you're an arrogant prick even though Geoffrey is the one who insists on spelling his name that way is killing you, plus you can't return that neon sign that says "Fart Zone" that you bought for his man cave on eBay. Just wear a shirt so that people know you like to make puns and make everyone's life easier.
-The tear-away label means a scratch-free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever.
-Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested.
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SIZE CHART FOR T-SHIRTS
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
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Width, in |
18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
SIZE CHART FOR HOODIES
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 28.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 | 31.89 | 33.86 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 | 33.07 | 33.86 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
SIZE CHART FOR SWEATSHIRTS
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
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Width, in |
20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
SIZE CHART FOR LONG SLEEVE TEES
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 17.99 | 20.00 | 22.01 | 23.98 | 25.98 |
| Length, in | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 | 32.01 |
| Sleeve length, in | 25.00 | 25.51 | 25.98 | 26.50 | 27.01 |
Size Guide for All Clothes
A. Width (Chest): Lay the garment flat and measure across the chest area, from one armpit to the other. This measurement corresponds to the "Width, in" provided in the size charts.
B. Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder (near the collar) down to the bottom hem of the garment. This measurement corresponds to the "Length, in" provided in the size charts.
C. Sleeve Length (for Hoodies, Sweatshirts, and Long Sleeve Tees): Measure from the center back of the neck, across the shoulder, and down to the wrist. This measurement corresponds to the "Sleeve length from center back, in" provided in the size charts.