Poor Impulse Control Long Sleeve Tee

I read a book once, where, as a punishment, a guy had this tattooed on his forhead. If I remember right, he also drove around a motorcycle with a nuclear bomb in a sidecar or something like that. Anyway, it's a cool idea for a shirt. Hope I don't get sued.

-The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi-formal.
-The tear-away label means a scratch-free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever.
-Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested.