Pleading the Fifth Tee

Especially with ICE, but with any supposed authority figure, you don't have to say a fvvking word. Ask if you're being detained and, if not, tell them to eat a whole big bag of cool ranch dicks and go on your way. Even, actually especially, if there is absolutely no reason they can or should give you any trouble, do this in solidarity with the people who are genuinely scared for themselves and their children. Make life as hard as you possibly can for the pigs at every single opportunity. Don't forget to tell them to fvvk themselves. That's your right and your duty.

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