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Not In This Economy Tee

Not In This Economy Tee

Regular price $15.45 USD
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I'm done paying for parking forever. I'm not going to let some real estate investment trust's single-wooden-board-arm fake ass Robocop ever take another dime from me. If you tailgate the car in front of you when you are exiting the parking lot, the wooden arm will pop right back up. Boom, $20 back in your pocket. Think about cars towing trailers. Like really think about the mechanics of it. They don't want their wooden board thing to break on someone's trailer. Do it nice and slow at first to prove it to yourself. It will pop back up as soon as you get the first part of the hood under your car underneath it. At least in the State of California, they can send you whatever tickets they want, but they are not legally enforceable. Once you're out, you're home free. If you want to use that freshly saved $20 to buy a t-shirt, that's cool. If you don't and you want to do something else with it, also totally cool. Just don't let a silly mechanized board rob you of your hard earned cash because you didn't want to park a mile away from your doctor's office or because the store you went to doesn't validate or whatever.

-The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi-formal.
-The tear-away label means a scratch-free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever.
-Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested.

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