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Nobody Likes a Fascist Hoodie

Nobody Likes a Fascist Hoodie

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I love going to East Coast cities with no other goal than walking. NYC, Philly, and Boston are all great cities to just spend a day walking around and soaking in. Whenever I go though, I always see some sweaty, angry, inbred-looking dude walking around with his silly red hat and fascist fan merch waiting for somebody to confront them on it. Everybody there has already seen your carbon copy many times dude. They have things to do and they are actively avoiding making your backward ass a part of their lives in any way. You are not interesting enough to engage with and not influential enough to bother with. You're a piss stain on the sidewalk man. People just want to step around you and it's not their job to clean you up. All that being said though, everyone is and has been spitting in your food you fvvking goober.

- The classic fit along with the pouch pocket and the tear-away label make for a highly comfortable, scratch-free wearing experience.

- The color-matched drawcord and the double-lined hood add a stylish flair and durability that tie everything together.

- Made using 100% ethically grown US cotton.

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