Name: Maybe Try Avoiding the Apocalypse Hoodie
Brand: Printify
SKU: 84697322972560609018
Price: 34.07 USD
Availability: InStock

The doomsday cult thinking basically goes, we can't fix climate change anyway, why bother, let's hoard wealth and plan to colonize the moon. Couple things about that, if you haven't hoarded your first billion already, you aren't getting on that ship, at least not in any way that allows you to live a dignified life. Also, the moon sucks to live on. Mars sucks to live on. Wearing a space helmet outside looks cool on TV and all but go jump in a large body of water, float on your back, look up at the sky, feel the pulse of the Earth, and tell me again how you'd prefer to spend all your time on Earth stuck in either an airplane, an airport, or an airport hotel. The solution is the same as it's always been, tax the billionaires, reinvest in public works that better society in the direction we need to move it in, energy sources that won't eradicate our species.

- The classic fit along with the pouch pocket and the tear-away label make for a highly comfortable, scratch-free wearing experience.

- The color-matched drawcord and the double-lined hood add a stylish flair and durability that tie everything together.

- Made using 100% ethically grown US cotton.

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, in	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00	28.00	30.00	32.00
Length, in	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00	34.00	35.00

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, in	28.08	22.05	24.02	25.98	27.99	29.92	31.89	33.86
Length, in	27.17	27.95	29.13	29.92	31.10	31.89	33.07	33.86
Sleeve length from center back, in	33.50	34.50	35.50	36.50	37.50	38.50	39.50	40.50
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Width, in	20.00	22.01	24.00	26.00	28.00	30.00
Length, in	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in	33.50	34.50	35.50	36.50	37.50	38.50
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

	S	M	L	XL	2XL
Width, in	17.99	20.00	22.01	23.98	25.98
Length, in	27.99	28.98	30.00	30.98	32.01
Sleeve length, in	25.00	25.51	25.98	26.50	27.01

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