Jesus Helped the Poor Tee

Capitalist societal programming teaches us that being poor or in need is somehow a moral failing. Poor people were lazy, they made bad decisions, or they must all be on drugs. Meanwhile our whole system is built on creating an economic class of working poor with a federal minimum wage of $7.25 an hour and we've got federal advisors in meetings to slash budgets for needed services while they're on the brink of a k-hole. In case you aren't familiar with that level of a ketamine high, it's highly dissociative. Your body doesn't really feel like it belongs to you and your frame of reference for sense of self becomes much more third-person than first-person. Hence all of the weird hand motions and waving of arms in those White House meetings. It's interesting and fun at that stage of a ketamine high to see how your dissociated self can control your dissociated meat suit. You're basically skating around a psychic whirlpool waiting to suck you in to an unsanctioned visit to the bardo with just a little bit more chemical encouragement. Honestly, it takes a fvvking weird and damaged lunatic to be in that state and, like, feel the need to make everyone else's life measurably worse in order to enrich yourself. Like, the sense of self is partially dissolved and it should be much more appealing to marvel in how little you actually know and to try to plumb the depths of consciousness itself than to dick over your fellow man at mass scale. Anyway, be like Jesus. Don't get high on ketamine in the White House and take away people's healthcare, food, and disaster relief to enrich yourself. Help poor people like Jesus did instead.

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