Ironic Hipster Reference Long Sleeve Tee

The problem with making an ironic hipster reference is that you can get so obscure and niche that not everybody is going to understand the reference you're trying to make unless they've consumed a similar pop culture and literary diet. Wouldn't you like to make an ironic hipster reference that's going to appeal to the masses?

-The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi-formal.
-The tear-away label means a scratch-free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever.
-Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested.