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Hey Billionaires! Bunkers Will Suck. Mars Will Suck More. Just Be Less Greedy. Keep Earth Habitable. Sweatshirt

Hey Billionaires! Bunkers Will Suck. Mars Will Suck More. Just Be Less Greedy. Keep Earth Habitable. Sweatshirt

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Hoarding that much wealth is a sickness that somehow has the power to destroy us all. Why are we all agreeing to this system where it's even possible? Like, I don't know, all the movies with astronauts make space seem cool and fun because of the cinematography but it just seems like it would suck in actuality. There's no ocean to swim in, no trees to look at, no cool breeze on your face, and you're pooping into a vacuum sealed bag. Living in space seems way overrated.

-The classic fit along with the crew neckline deliver a comfy wearing experience with a clean-cut style. Meanwhile, the double-needle stitching at the shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and cuff seams add top-tier durability.
- Say goodbye to itchiness thanks to the gray, pearlized tear-away label.
-Made using 100% ethically grown US cotton.

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