Hey Billionaires! Bunkers Will Suck. Mars Will Suck More. Just Be Less Greedy. Keep Earth Habitable. Long Sleeve Tee

Hoarding that much wealth is a sickness that somehow has the power to destroy us all. Why are we all agreeing to this system where it's even possible? Like, I don't know, all the movies with astronauts make space seem cool and fun because of the cinematography but it just seems like it would suck in actuality. There's no ocean to swim in, no trees to look at, no cool breeze on your face, and you're pooping into a vacuum sealed bag. Living in space seems way overrated.

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