Name: Happy [Insert Occasion] Sweatshirt
Brand: Generic Clothes
SKU: 26462030393644033914
Price: 27.43 USD
Availability: InStock

I'm probably getting a vasectomy this year. My two kids are amazing and I love them more than anything, but I don't think we've got the bandwidth for a third. I want to celebrate it sort of like a bris, with a bunch of loved ones milling around the waiting room eating hors d'oeuvres and enjoying each other's company. Then I emerge from the surgical suite, wearing a jockstrap full of ice (or so I'm told), and everyone cheers for me and gives little speeches about me. So far abosultely nobody, from my wife, to my other loved ones, to the doctor, seems to be on board with this plan. They just roll their eyes and tell me I'm ridiculous without any futher reasoning. I think it must be because they are worried about what gifts to get me. I'm making clothes for that. Problem fixed so I can celebrate getting fixed.

- The classic fit along with the crew neckline deliver a comfy wearing experience with a clean-cut style. Meanwhile, the double-needle stitching at the shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and cuff seams add top-tier durability.

- Say goodbye to itchiness thanks to the gray, pearlized tear-away label.

- Made using 100% ethically grown US cotton.

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, in	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00	28.00	30.00	32.00
Length, in	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00	34.00	35.00

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, in	28.08	22.05	24.02	25.98	27.99	29.92	31.89	33.86
Length, in	27.17	27.95	29.13	29.92	31.10	31.89	33.07	33.86
Sleeve length from center back, in	33.50	34.50	35.50	36.50	37.50	38.50	39.50	40.50
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Width, in	20.00	22.01	24.00	26.00	28.00	30.00
Length, in	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in	33.50	34.50	35.50	36.50	37.50	38.50
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Width, in	17.25	19.25	21.25	23.25	25.25	27.25
Length, in	25.50	26.00	27.00	28.00	28.50	29.00

	S	M	L	XL	2XL
Width, in	17.99	20.00	22.01	23.98	25.98
Length, in	27.99	28.98	30.00	30.98	32.01
Sleeve length, in	25.00	25.51	25.98	26.50	27.01

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