This is sort of like proclaiming "I Am Spartacus" but, instead of for heroism, it's for dumb, reckless, and unhinged behavior. Now people will finally get you when you try to fight off that incoming hurricane by throwing alligators at it.
- The classic fit along with the pouch pocket and the tear-away label make for a highly comfortable, scratch-free wearing experience.
- The color-matched drawcord and the double-lined hood add a stylish flair and durability that tie everything together.
