Fetus Women's V-Neck Tee

OK, I'm no lawyer (as will soon probably become abundantly clear) but is there, like, a way that we can claim that we are all like 100th trimester fetuses in order to be guaranteed healthcare, food, and shelter in red states? Like if we burn our birth certificates like 60s protesters burning draft cards, does that do anything for us? Also, I love the arts and we get a lot of sales to various theater productions so if your play has a fetus and you're not sure how a fetus should be dressed, this is the best suggestion we can offer.

Product features
- Ribbed knit collar retains shape and adds elasticity.
- Shoulder tape stabilizes seams for lasting wear.
- Double needle stitching ensures durability and longevity.
- Crafted from 100% cotton for a smooth and strong fabric.
- Semi-fitted design for a flattering silhouette.

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean