Fetus Long Sleeve Tee

OK, I'm no lawyer (as will soon probably become abundantly clear) but is there, like, a way that we can claim that we are all like 100th trimester fetuses in order to be guaranteed healthcare, food, and shelter in red states? Like if we burn our birth certificates like 60s protesters burning draft cards, does that do anything for us? Also, I love the arts and we get a lot of sales to various theater productions so if your play has a fetus and you're not sure how a fetus should be dressed, this is the best suggestion we can offer.

-The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi-formal.
-The tear-away label means a scratch-free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever.
-Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested.