Fetus Hoodie

OK, I'm no lawyer (as will soon probably become abundantly clear) but is there, like, a way that we can claim that we are all like 100th trimester fetuses in order to be guaranteed healthcare, food, and shelter in red states? Like if we burn our birth certificates like 60s protesters burning draft cards, does that do anything for us? Also, I love the arts and we get a lot of sales to various theater productions so if your play has a fetus and you're not sure how a fetus should be dressed, this is the best suggestion we can offer.

-The classic fit along with the pouch pocket and the tear-away label make for a highly comfortable, scratch-free wearing experience.
-The color-matched drawcord and the double-lined hood add a stylish flair and durability that tie everything together.
-Made using 100% ethically grown US cotton.