False Idol Tee

This version of Jesus that has been effectively propagandized to the masses is crazy. He hates people who love the wrong people. He's a white guy who has been hitting the gym and the creatine. He don't like people who are different than him, a white guy. He is no longer someone who was an immigrant and is now someone who hates immigrants. He speaks English and has declared it God's true language, declaring all other languages inferior. He's particular about dialects though. He loves a southern drawl, but hates AAVE. He really wants the rich to get richer and hates any type of societal sharing because that's communist/socialism, which he doesn't really understand the difference between. White Jesus is fvvking nuts man.

- The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi-formal.

- The tear-away label means a scratch-free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever.

- Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested.

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