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False Idol Hoodie

False Idol Hoodie

Regular price $34.07 USD
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This version of Jesus that has been effectively propagandized to the masses is crazy. He hates people who love the wrong people. He's a white guy who has been hitting the gym and the creatine. He don't like people who are different than him, a white guy. He is no longer someone who was an immigrant and is now someone who hates immigrants. He speaks English and has declared it God's true language, declaring all other languages inferior. He's particular about dialects though. He loves a southern drawl, but hates AAVE. He really wants the rich to get richer and hates any type of societal sharing because that's communist/socialism, which he doesn't really understand the difference between. White Jesus is fvvking nuts man.

- The classic fit along with the pouch pocket and the tear-away label make for a highly comfortable, scratch-free wearing experience.

- The color-matched drawcord and the double-lined hood add a stylish flair and durability that tie everything together.

- Made using 100% ethically grown US cotton.

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