Expensive College Women's V-Neck Tee

People don't say they "went to Harvard," they say they "went to school in Cambridge." They want you to know they had the means and access to attend one of the world's most elite institutions while keeping it slightly vague and mysterious. Maybe this shirt follows their example. Maybe it makes fun of them. Maybe it's a protest shirt providing a critique of the increasingly bifurcated pathways between the haves and have nots within a largely unchecked corporatocracy. Maybe it's a straightforward way to use self-deprecating humor to acknowledge your own priveledge. It's probably just a joke though. This whole company is pretty much just the committed execution of a single joke.

Product features
- Ribbed knit collar retains shape and adds elasticity.
- Shoulder tape stabilizes seams for lasting wear.
- Double needle stitching ensures durability and longevity.
- Crafted from 100% cotton for a smooth and strong fabric.
- Semi-fitted design for a flattering silhouette.

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean