Expensive College Sweatshirt
Expensive College Sweatshirt
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People don't say they "went to Harvard," they say they "went to school in Cambridge." They want you to know they had the means and access to attend one of the world's most elite institutions while keeping it slightly vague and mysterious. Maybe this shirt follows their example. Maybe it makes fun of them. Maybe it's a protest shirt providing a critique of the increasingly bifurcated pathways between the haves and have nots within a largely unchecked corporatocracy. Maybe it's a straightforward way to use self-deprecating humor to acknowledge your own priveledge. It's probably just a joke though. This whole company is pretty much just the committed execution of a single joke.
- The classic fit along with the crew neckline deliver a comfy wearing experience with a clean-cut style. Meanwhile, the double-needle stitching at the shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and cuff seams add top-tier durability.
- Say goodbye to itchiness thanks to the gray, pearlized tear-away label.
- Made using 100% ethically grown US cotton.
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SIZE CHART FOR T-SHIRTS
S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Width, in |
18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
SIZE CHART FOR HOODIES
S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Width, in | 28.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 | 31.89 | 33.86 |
Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 | 33.07 | 33.86 |
Sleeve length from center back, in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
SIZE CHART FOR SWEATSHIRTS
S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Width, in |
20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
SIZE CHART FOR LONG SLEEVE TEES
S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
Width, in | 17.99 | 20.00 | 22.01 | 23.98 | 25.98 |
Length, in | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 | 32.01 |
Sleeve length, in | 25.00 | 25.51 | 25.98 | 26.50 | 27.01 |
Size Guide for All Clothes
A. Width (Chest): Lay the garment flat and measure across the chest area, from one armpit to the other. This measurement corresponds to the "Width, in" provided in the size charts.
B. Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder (near the collar) down to the bottom hem of the garment. This measurement corresponds to the "Length, in" provided in the size charts.
C. Sleeve Length (for Hoodies, Sweatshirts, and Long Sleeve Tees): Measure from the center back of the neck, across the shoulder, and down to the wrist. This measurement corresponds to the "Sleeve length from center back, in" provided in the size charts.
How I’ve longed to take a swipe at all those Harvard and Yaleys. Now I can, in a sweater that cost less than a minute’s schooling at one of them fancy pants establishments. Probably. It’s cozier than I thought it would be and I can leave my neighbors guessing where I got edumacated. Joke’s on them, it wasn’t even in this country!