Expensive College Sweatshirt

People don't say they "went to Harvard," they say they "went to school in Cambridge." They want you to know they had the means and access to attend one of the world's most elite institutions while keeping it slightly vague and mysterious. Maybe this shirt follows their example. Maybe it makes fun of them. Maybe it's a protest shirt providing a critique of the increasingly bifurcated pathways between the haves and have nots within a largely unchecked corporatocracy. Maybe it's a straightforward way to use self-deprecating humor to acknowledge your own priveledge. It's probably just a joke though. This whole company is pretty much just the committed execution of a single joke.

- The classic fit along with the crew neckline deliver a comfy wearing experience with a clean-cut style. Meanwhile, the double-needle stitching at the shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and cuff seams add top-tier durability.

- Say goodbye to itchiness thanks to the gray, pearlized tear-away label.

- Made using 100% ethically grown US cotton.