Expensive College Long Sleeve Tee

People don't say they "went to Harvard," they say they "went to school in Cambridge." They want you to know they had the means and access to attend one of the world's most elite institutions while keeping it slightly vague and mysterious. Maybe this shirt follows their example. Maybe it makes fun of them. Maybe it's a protest shirt providing a critique of the increasingly bifurcated pathways between the haves and have nots within a largely unchecked corporatocracy. Maybe it's a straightforward way to use self-deprecating humor to acknowledge your own priveledge. It's probably just a joke though. This whole company is pretty much just the committed execution of a single joke.

- The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi-formal.

- The tear-away label means a scratch-free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever.

- Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested.