Doomsday Cult Hoodie

OK, Evangelicals, so let me get this straight, you've got a messiah who told everybody to love each other and to help each other ease suffering. At the same time though, there is a prophecy that he will only come back when things get really bad in pretty much the opposite direction of what he wanted. It's been a couple thousand years, but, since it's all about you of course, you're hoping he comes back within your lifetime so you guys can hang out and get a selfie together and maybe you can even get a shout out in the next holy book sequel. In order to drag him back from the spiritual ether, you are hoping to accelerate all of the bad stuff your messiah didn't want so that he's forced to come back and clean up your mess. And you really think this is what your messiah would want? Your ontology has the same level of thought and sophistication as my toddler dumping food on the floor at dinner time but, like, you're doing it to everyone's food.

- The classic fit along with the pouch pocket and the tear-away label make for a highly comfortable, scratch-free wearing experience.

- The color-matched drawcord and the double-lined hood add a stylish flair and durability that tie everything together.

- Made using 100% ethically grown US cotton.