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Crime Tee

Crime Tee

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In Connecticut there was a law passed that it is illegal to educate dogs. What is the rationale for this? Everybody knows that if there is one animal smart enough to rise up and overthrow humanity, it's the dolphins, and they don't even have opposable thumbs. Go teach your dog physics dude. We've got you covered.

 

-The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi-formal.
-The tear-away label means a scratch-free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever.
-Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested.

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