Chromosome Contributor Hoodie
Chromosome Contributor Hoodie
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Did you have offspring? Did you leave traces of your DNA at a bank heist gone wrong? Did you pay one of those genetic testing companies only to find out in hindsight they probably would have paid you for all of that data? Show that you've spread your 46 little guys out into the world somehow like a fleshy, meaty dandelion and buy now.
- The classic fit along with the pouch pocket and the tear-away label make for a highly comfortable, scratch-free wearing experience.
- The color-matched drawcord and the double-lined hood add a stylish flair and durability that tie everything together.
- Made using 100% ethically grown US cotton.
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SIZE CHART FOR T-SHIRTS
S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Width, in |
18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
SIZE CHART FOR HOODIES
S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Width, in | 28.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 | 31.89 | 33.86 |
Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 | 33.07 | 33.86 |
Sleeve length from center back, in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
SIZE CHART FOR SWEATSHIRTS
S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Width, in |
20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
SIZE CHART FOR LONG SLEEVE TEES
S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
Width, in | 17.99 | 20.00 | 22.01 | 23.98 | 25.98 |
Length, in | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 | 32.01 |
Sleeve length, in | 25.00 | 25.51 | 25.98 | 26.50 | 27.01 |
Size Guide for All Clothes
A. Width (Chest): Lay the garment flat and measure across the chest area, from one armpit to the other. This measurement corresponds to the "Width, in" provided in the size charts.
B. Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder (near the collar) down to the bottom hem of the garment. This measurement corresponds to the "Length, in" provided in the size charts.
C. Sleeve Length (for Hoodies, Sweatshirts, and Long Sleeve Tees): Measure from the center back of the neck, across the shoulder, and down to the wrist. This measurement corresponds to the "Sleeve length from center back, in" provided in the size charts.