We might get sued if we try to print the actual catch phrase. Plus, you'll wear it and barely anyone will get it anyway. This way you can make up whatever seems most appropriate and funniest for the conversation. It doesn't even have to be a real catch phrase. Go nuts!
-The tear-away label means a scratch-free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever. -Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested.
