Alcohol Long Sleeve Tee

Too drunk to stand, our brave hero, valiantly tried to get the words out of his mouth to order his next drink and only managed to emit incomprehensible garble. He bravely mustered all his energy and coordination in an attempt to raise his pointed index finger upward, signaling for one more drink, but only managed to reach the center of his chest. It was because of this shirt, the bartender understood what he wanted and was able to pour him another drink. Both our hero and the bartender were fired from their jobs the following day.

- The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi-formal.

- The tear-away label means a scratch-free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever.

- Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested.