Alcohol Tee
Alcohol Tee
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Too drunk to stand, our brave hero, valiantly tried to get the words out of his mouth to order his next drink and only managed to emit incomprehensible garble. He bravely mustered all his energy and coordination in an attempt to raise his pointed index finger upward, signaling for one more drink, but only managed to reach the center of his chest. It was because of this shirt, the bartender understood what he wanted and was able to pour him another drink. Both our hero and the bartender were fired from their jobs the following day.
- The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi-formal.
- The tear-away label means a scratch-free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever.
- Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested.
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SIZE CHART FOR T-SHIRTS
S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
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Width, in |
18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
SIZE CHART FOR HOODIES
S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Width, in | 28.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 | 31.89 | 33.86 |
Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 | 33.07 | 33.86 |
Sleeve length from center back, in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
SIZE CHART FOR SWEATSHIRTS
S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Width, in |
20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
SIZE CHART FOR LONG SLEEVE TEES
S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
Width, in | 17.99 | 20.00 | 22.01 | 23.98 | 25.98 |
Length, in | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 | 32.01 |
Sleeve length, in | 25.00 | 25.51 | 25.98 | 26.50 | 27.01 |
Size Guide for All Clothes
A. Width (Chest): Lay the garment flat and measure across the chest area, from one armpit to the other. This measurement corresponds to the "Width, in" provided in the size charts.
B. Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder (near the collar) down to the bottom hem of the garment. This measurement corresponds to the "Length, in" provided in the size charts.
C. Sleeve Length (for Hoodies, Sweatshirts, and Long Sleeve Tees): Measure from the center back of the neck, across the shoulder, and down to the wrist. This measurement corresponds to the "Sleeve length from center back, in" provided in the size charts.